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Black Cat ([personal profile] coineater) wrote2023-12-09 10:15 am

Labyrinthum Inbox.



BLACK CAT
[un: gatto]

(note: cat is unfamiliar with this level of technology/accessible communication, and icly takes a bit of time to respond.)

(for action, he lives in a smaller than
average hill house.)


. action | text | voice | video .

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[personal profile] detective_xiaobao 2025-12-29 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
How much could someone your size possibly eat?

[Not that much, right? He's at least a foot shorter than Fang Duobing himself. His stomach has to be somewhat proportional. But it figures that offering some food would do the trick. Fang Duobing would wonder why he couldn't just say what he wanted from the start, if this were anyone but Cat. At this point, he really should expect it.]

[...What's not expected is the snowball??? Who asks a question and then turns around and attacks??? (Besides him, one minute ago.) He tries to quickly sidestep, but the snowball still smacks wetly against his shoulder, the rest of the snow plopping back to the ground.]


What was that for? Is that how you reward someone for offering you a meal?

[He's already gathering up more snow to retaliate, so Cat had better talk fast.]