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Black Cat ([personal profile] coineater) wrote2023-12-09 10:15 am

Labyrinthum Inbox.



BLACK CAT
[un: gatto]

(note: cat is unfamiliar with this level of technology/accessible communication, and icly takes a bit of time to respond.)

(for action, he lives in a smaller than
average hill house.)


. action | text | voice | video .

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[personal profile] doctor_uhh 2024-01-28 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Same to you.

Must she have done anything? She's been a perfect neighbor. I hear she's a perfect host as well. Maybe I just find perfection grating and thought you might too.
[Being too good to be true, and all.] Haven't you ever known somebody whose house is all in order, servants as quiet as the grave, philanthropic reputation and not a hair out of place? I'm telling you, I wouldn't want to be around someone like that when somebody tracks in some dirt or says a wrong word. Ah, forget it, we'll find something more interesting to talk about over that bowl.
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[personal profile] doctor_uhh 2024-01-29 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a cruel world indeed that denies a cat his lolz. This cheeky cat's admonition is received with the kind of fond exasperation that it was undoubtedly aiming for. Punctuating it with that silly picture is pretty funny, to be honest. Whatever will he do, being caught out by such an astute young man? Even if he wasn't trying particularly hard to hide his intentions, and at least the concern came across. Nor was he expecting to change any judgements the boy has no doubt already made himself in the past day or two. For now he'll be satisfied with a visit and to know the boy seems in good spirits.

...Visiting a little too eagerly, even. Didn't he just say she was fattening him up with pastries? What's the hurry for some soup? So bold! It's just that Li Lianhua isn't exactly at his best, after yesterday's excursion, can't really prepare the kind of dishes he'd like to offer a guest. But soup will be manageable.

He's got a fragrant broth bubbling and is cutting up vegetables when the knock announces his visitor. The round green door opens right into the kitchen and living area of the house, so Li Lianhua only has to step over to pull on the door-- and find it refusing to budge even an inch. That brat! As if Fang Xiaobao's repeated reminders not to go outside again hadn't been enough, he really blocked the door when he left to replenish their stocks of food. Li Lianhua huffs, throws his knife on the counter and wrenches open the kitchen window nearest to the door to stick his head out. His sight isn't doing well with the snow either, the glare blinding him painfully, so all he can do is to squint at the dark shape of the boy standing in stark relief against the whiteness of his surroundings, and offer a slightly harried smile.

"Hello! Ah, sorry. Can you tell, is the door blocked, by any chance?"

He asks as if he doesn't know full well it is. If Cat can examine the door, he'll find a big stick wedged between the handle and the frame, more symbolically than anything. There's a second, unblocked door off on the side of the building even, though the porch there isn't cleared of snow. Don't worry about it, just help a friend out.
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[personal profile] doctor_uhh 2024-01-31 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Some backtalk is expected from his chatty friend, but having to hear that nickname applied to that woman is really too much. In his condition! He can't even fully blame Iris' influence for it, maybe nosy little grifters just share vocabulary for overly familiar terms of endearment. Across realms, clearly. A petty wrinkling of his nose is mercifully lost on Cat before he retreats into his kitchen.

At least Cat doesn't need any plying to help with the door, the promise of soup clearly still pulling its weight. He'll find this house to be a little shabby but cozy, many things repaired and repaired again, a little mismatched, but all in working order. A living area with a sofa and be-blanketed armchair, table and bookshelves is set further back from the door below a sloping roof. A kind of coat rack has been set up in the back as well, with two thick winter coats on it. There's space for one more, should Cat like to hang up some of his gear.

The kitchen really seems to be getting the most use out of this place, though, shelves stacked with pots and bowls, ingredients both fresh and dried. An entire wall's shelf is dedicated to jars of various sizes for pickling and other long-term storage of food, though not all in use yet. Li Lianhua is clearly keeping busy and making sure his companions won't starve when he's gone. The preparation area that Cat's host is standing in is similarly generously laid out, a big stove keeping the whole room at a toasty temperature that may be a little oppressive, especially coming in from the cold. A large stack of firewood right next to the stove ensures that keeping the fire alive is easily done. Next to the big pot of broth, a kettle with water is just starting to whistle.

Li Lianhua isn't looking much better than he did at the end of the masquerade night, his skin an unhealthy pallor, lips pale and dark circles under his eyes. For a moment, he's taken aback enough by Cat's unusual appearance that he narrows his eyes as he tries to focus his vision on more detail than the general outline of the mask, seeing just enough to recognize what he's apparently taken his name from - or the other way around. Then his eyes slide off the useless attempt, turn up to the ceiling instead as he puts his hands on his hips.

"Alright, alright. Did you come all this way to lecture me, or for some good food? Pick one, my friend." This is a rhetorical question, obviously, as he's already gesturing in the general direction of the kitchen table with three chairs around it so he can get his visitor squared away and return to his cooking. "Sit down, go on. It's just some silly brat playing a prank, anyway. Ah, stick's free, you can keep it."
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[personal profile] doctor_uhh 2024-02-09 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
What a nosy brat, coming to investigate in the kitchen instead of getting seated like a polite guest. Li Lianhua is going to make him sniff this onion he's just started chopping, if he doesn't behave himself. Despite his currently poor vision, he doesn't need help with this task, holding the knife and vegetable securely and measuring out thin slices by keeping the blade close to the tip of his finger. Who's ever heard of making a guest do the cooking? He's ill, not rude.

But the snooping will be tolerated, much like the slightly crabby questioning. A whiff of something unexpected can indeed be a little off-putting sometimes, to a cautious sort of person. Even if that sort of person might have waited for assurance that their visit is convenient before knocking on somebody's door for a meal. "The house actually came with four beds," he clarifies casually, confirming three occupants, with space for one more, should the need ever arise. Especially such a small one. "Ah, Fang Duobing is out on errands, he won't be back in a while. I'd introduce you to Lao Di, but he decided to have a brawl in the snow yesterday and is all tuckered out." And placated with poppy juice. He shrugs, like it's a pity he won't get to enjoy this soup and company, but no real sympathy is lost on the state of him. This is, of course, a lie; some soup will get set aside and Di Feisheng is not out of the woods yet.

Without wasting a glance at the boy that won't tell him anything anyway, Li Lianhua lifts his hand from the vegetables and gives those searching fingers a gentle smack. "Friend Cat, if you're that bored, why don't you brew the tea?" He cants his head over at the boiling kettle. A teapot already filled with leaves and two small cups are waiting on a little tray in front of the stove, along with a bowl of candied ginger pieces. A small relief for nausea and of a heating nature, should one suffer from that sort of ailment, but they also just make for delicious candy.

Pouring accurately actually is a task made significantly harder by being half-blind, easy to make a mess and lose some skin to boiling water. So all squabbling aside, if Cat can be troubled to oblige with this, Li Lianhua would appreciate it.
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[personal profile] doctor_uhh 2024-02-13 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Cat could have any knife he can find, if he wants to go digging for them in this kitchen, except for the one Li Lianhua is currently in need of. That's really not Li Lianhua's fault, is it? But of course cats always want the one thing they're not allowed to have and won't even accept a substitute. See, this is why he considers himself a dog person.

At the boy's tetchy reply, a slight grimace passes over his face, like either he or Cat just stepped in something sticky. "So willful," he chides, though the attempted scolding is rather softened by a smile briefly creasing the corner of his mouth. But that doesn't stop his voice and expression from turning plaintive as he gets into the drama of his hurt pride as a cook. "Hey, you're being like this just because I won't let you mess with the food? Do you even have experience with cooking? What if you slice the onions too thick or the radishes too small, huh?"

Too late for that, anyway, since he's already dicing the radish into the perfect size, then depositing all the vegetables into the broth. Li Lianhua has his assumptions as to the answer to his question, but getting those confirmed is hardly the point, at least not as much as directing Cat's annoyance towards a new thing and away from the fact that his genuine offer of help had to once again be refused.
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[personal profile] doctor_uhh 2024-02-27 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Good thing Li Lianhua isn't looking for anyone to be loyal or soft to him, then. All that nonsense is more likely to get a teenager removed from his home than being bratty is. No, eating his food is good enough for him. So everyone may yet get what they want from this visit.

Especially since the wind and waves in this little teacup seem to have abated for now. The notion that his dishes might be considered fancy makes Li Lianhua laugh, a soft huff of amusement that ruins his woeful act. If the boy wants fancy, he should talk to either of the other occupants of this house, really. Compared to those, Li Lianhua is just a down-to-earth, simple... well, nothing in particular, here. At last, truly just some guy.

"I wasn't expecting anything," he lies, with an innocent little shrug. "I just know not everyone has easy access to a stove and a full pantry. It's rude to presume, isn't it?" Even if you end up being right. Speaking of pantries, he reaches up on a shelf, running his fingertips over several jars until he finds the right one, then tosses a decent helping of dried mushrooms into the soup. "Oh by the way, how do you feel about spicy food? I was thinking of adding some chili and seeing how it treats us, eh? Nice and bracing."
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[personal profile] doctor_uhh 2024-03-06 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
If his guest knew the cold toxin in his body is particularly easily triggered by lower temperatures, he'd never hear the end of it about going outside. One brat locking him in here is enough, thanks. So he won't grace that comment about his heating habits with a response, especially since it's also encouraging the boy to get a bit more comfortable, it seems like. Li Lianhua smiles into his pot, watching Cat's little gestures of resettling and relief out of the corner of his eyes. It's a shame to miss out on the individuality of his expressions, but he can memorize the shape of his face and the color of his hair at least.

"Promotes good circulation, yes. It has warming properties, resolves dampness in the lungs too. Ah but I'll go easy on it then." Probably just two dried chili peppers will do. Maybe three. They're really pretty small... Nobody saw that look of doubt passing over his expression, it's all good. He knows what it'll save it. Not that it'll need saving! Regardless, he pulls down a piece of cured ham from its spot hanging off a shelf and cuts a few slices to distribute into their bowls. The final slice he holds out to Cat, pierced on the tip of the knife of earlier contention as a treat for good behavior. The offer goes uncommented on, instead nodding towards the clean bandages on Cat's arm. "You've been recovering well?"
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[personal profile] doctor_uhh 2024-03-23 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"You got that good a deal, really?" Li Lianhua says, sounding mildly impressed while he gestures for Cat to simply drop the knife on the cutting board when he's done with it, since it's no longer needed. He wipes his hands on a towel, then gives his soup a good stir and breathes in its aroma, trying to check if it needs any other adjustments, but seems happy with it so far and puts the lid on. "You must be quite fortunate, to have met so many generous people here. Even healers have to make a living, don't they?"

So Iris even paid for his treatment. It's difficult to guess what purpose ingratiating herself to this boy serves, but then again, his neighbor is a lunatic. Maybe she's just looking for more entertainment, as if those Qi matches and harassing him aren't enough. Would that be any wonder? Li Lianhua already knows, against his will, that whatever she's seeking knows no satisfaction. But all hidden motives aside, it's a good thing the boy got the treatment he needed, enough so to be making a nuisance of himself in Li Lianhua's kitchen.

Since regrettably nobody has volunteered to take care of the kettle, Li Lianhua finally turns to that task himself. The kettle clatters against the rim of the pot with less control than he'd like, but he manages to pour the hot water without spilling anything. Setting the kettle back down, he has to brace against the counter for a moment, feeling the length of time he's been on his feet already. Ah well, the soup shouldn't be long.
Edited (words) 2024-03-23 14:14 (UTC)
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[personal profile] doctor_uhh 2024-04-15 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well Li Lianhua is certainly pleased to be providing entertainment. There's a smugness to that running commentary that luckily precludes any notion of concern, so all it does is tease out a small smirk and a huff that could be exhaustion or irritation or amusement. What pride? Cat couldn't be more wrong about what's keeping him self-reliant and standing and that, like the boy's vague air of superiority, is just fine.

Li Lianhua takes a fortifying breath to stand without support and picks up the tea tray, making his way over to the kitchen table with a lot more concentrated force of will than he'll be letting on. "Who's losing consciousness? I'm fine, aren't I? I haven't lived this long without knowing my limits." Nevermind that he'd all but collapsed, heaving blood into the sink as soon as he staggered through the door just yesterday. He made it back and he's still alive today, what else matters?

"If you're waiting for me to pass out, then let me tell you right now the most valuable thing in here is probably that cut of pork ribs marinading up on that shelf. I've got a pretty decent bottle of wine somewhere too, but it's elsewhere in the house. Hah, with the way they're running their economy here, I can't even hide away any savings, can I?"