Who indeed. Tell it to him. I'm sure he'll enjoy it.
You think he doesn't sharpen his own knives? Or that he doesn't use them? I'll be even more disappointed in him if either of those are true.
What ominous non-threats? There's nothing ominous about invading his kitchen like a plague. And you won't need to relay them anyway. I'll be surprised if your boss doesn't send pictures to the lotus himself. He's quite beside himself about the absence. I think he might even let me into his bedroom if I ask nicely.
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You think he doesn't sharpen his own knives? Or that he doesn't use them? I'll be even more disappointed in him if either of those are true.
What ominous non-threats? There's nothing ominous about invading his kitchen like a plague. And you won't need to relay them anyway. I'll be surprised if your boss doesn't send pictures to the lotus himself. He's quite beside himself about the absence. I think he might even let me into his bedroom if I ask nicely.